Illustration by Abro

Illustration by Abro

Picture this: An angry middle-aged man sitting and wagging his finger at a decked-up young lady sitting across the table and nodding in utter agreement and a bit of awe.

One can find such a scene on a lot of local TV channels. A trend of sorts started by Zaid Hamid in 2006 and then followed by the likes of Hassan Nisar.

Though Mr Hamid was always extremely serious in forcefully relating his desire to invade India and impose a modern-day Caliphate in the region (if not the entire world), one just couldn’t help but snicker at the sight of a right-wing Che Guevara whose entire guerrilla campaign takes place in TV studios and on jazzy websites.

He would mouth off diabolic and very ‘radical’ sounding narratives to young women who most probably believe the Taliban are just like Shah Rukh Khan’s character in My Name is Khan, but only with a lot more facial hair.

Of course, the cynical ones immediately saw through the, well, cynicism of the two TV channels that hosted him.

Gunning for high ratings (and patronage from the usual backdoor powers), the channels willingly fitted the establishment’s ‘revolutionary’ mouthpiece into prime-time slots.

He was a guy who, albeit lucidly, expressed some of the most haggard and worn-out establishmentarian narratives about patriotism, faith and the military with the help of idioms and hyperbolic lingo that were once associated with fiery Marxists.

But the channels knew this wasn’t all that was making a number of young urban middle-class men to tune-in. Most were tuning in to look at the obediently nodding ladies as well.

And maybe that’s why when Hamid finally called his growing TV audiences to join him for a ‘million march’ in Lahore (in 2009), only (and literally) 16 men turned up!

Maybe he should’ve allowed one of the many rotating young ladies of his show to have handed out the invites.

Well, that was unintentional parody of a spectacle that was already silly, in spite of the fact that it was highlighted as being some truly radical, highly emotive and informative outlet (mainly for young urban preppies) to discover patriotism and ideological identity.

Well, Hamid’s bubble went bust, but all kinds of angry middle-aged men can still be seen wagging fingers at the mannequins on TV.

But as I said, this is unintentional comedy. There are now men on TV who claim to be writing and acting out political satire intended to generate laughs.

The problem is, it is the mere spoofing of politicians that is being peddled as political satire.

For example, a show like Hum Sub Umeed Se Hain by Dr Younis Butt is certainly able to leave a number of urbanites chuckling at the sight of politicians dancing to tweaked Bollywood tunes, or shown looting the ‘common man’, or being subservient to US dictates, but political satire this is not.

Political satire is never populist. In fact it usually satirises populism. That’s why this kind of satire (apart from offering some chuckles), can also leave a number of its audience fuming.

People fume because most of them are suckers for populist sloganeering. And that is what political satire mocks.

What Hum Sab… does is to dip into populist narratives about political corruption, US-related policies and patriotism and then use these to carve out jokes about politicians.

Also, unlike political satire that tends to usually go after sacred cows of society and those elements that seem scary enough not to be touched, Hum Sab… however, goes after those who do not bite back.

So, episode after episode the show’s writer Younis Butt poses to be a patriot jester to whom Pakistan’s economic, political, social and moral problems are simply the outcome of civilian politicians making a meal out of the figurative common man.

One does wonder that if Mr Butt has enough political knowledge and insight to call himself a political satirist.

For example, in one of the episodes he makes a snazzy female host of his show ask that if the US is planning a drone campaign in Yemen (or was it Nigeria?), then is the US expecting a Yemani/ Nigerian Zardari there?

By the way, what’s with these modern right-wingers and snazzy women?

Anyway, Zardari’s regime maybe incompetent and full of nincompoops, but does Mr Butt actually believe that civilian regimes and heads of state in Pakistan have anything at all to do with foreign policy or anything in which the country’s ubiquitous military is involved?

Of course, any rhetorical wisecracks against Zaradri are bound to get equally rhetorical laughter, but how ignorant (or even dishonest) of a political satirist to forget mentioning maybe a Yemeni/Nigerian Kiyani, or Pasha, no?

Butt and many like him across the channels keep flogging the politicians and yet, their satire refuses to venture out and tackle the other main players in the swampy arena of Pakistani politics: The military, the intelligence agencies, the religious extremists …


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Comments (93)

faraz
February 11, 2013 10:49 pm
http://dawn.com/2013/02/07/sweet-little-sixty-somethings/
Shubs
February 11, 2013 3:28 pm
abbastoronto, the "war" in 1970s that you claim to have "fought"...you were just water boys for a fight between two super powers. Get over yourself. Learn some history.
Muhammad Asif
February 11, 2013 12:21 pm
and most of urban Sindh.
Muhammad Asif
February 11, 2013 12:17 pm
"thief’s and chief’s"... well said
abbastoronto
February 11, 2013 11:12 am
Ali Sahib: AOA from Dearborn MI The US Media is controlled by a certain lobby that practices self-censorship. But not the US street that believes in Freedom. Name me one another country, Western or Muslim, that stopped an unjust war in progress as we did in the 1970s?
Mujaahid
February 11, 2013 7:08 am
Let me give it a try, solving all Pak-stand problems with one Hit. We need Aalims to turn into politicians, when i say this its not your local Mullah. I meant your science/Maths/English - School/College teacher sincere he must have been, in his professions for years. Honest, loyal and bet you these scientist turned politician's will solve all your problems from Electricity, water, sanitation, thief's and chief's. Try it if doesn't work don't buy it.
Faraz
February 11, 2013 7:02 am
Give all their due share of bias. You do have yours.
Hasan
February 11, 2013 6:12 am
You missed the point kindly read the article again...!
PakRebel
February 11, 2013 5:09 am
Actually a truth sayer. Says it as it is without fear or favor. NFP takes no chances with the truth. A highly intelligent rebel is Ms. A. Roy. A freedom fighter and intellectual warrior. Dawn does not even dare allow comments after her article. Such is the power of her words in her fight for truth. Why print it then?
Old Dawn Reader
February 11, 2013 4:52 am
Amazing the amount of liberty and latitude the moderators allows you. The rest of us are lucky to get a line in, if ever. Many intelligent educated contibuters have taken their comments to other publications. Dawn's loss, and ours, its readers.
manvinder
February 11, 2013 12:35 am
I am speechless. Good job Mr. Paracha.
Arif
February 10, 2013 11:51 pm
He can be from Central Punjab, Interior Sindh, KPK or Baluchistan. Everyone hates Altaf excpet people of Karachi
Ali
February 10, 2013 10:45 pm
Ahan which daily show? I had seen few on YouTube, but after my last visit to Pakistan I stopped because the life of average Pakistani is not as bad as being described by these TV anchors...and Pakistan is not in as bad condition as being aired
Ali
February 10, 2013 10:38 pm
Dude believe me or not in Pakistan it's so easy to make fun of the army, the real issue is bad governance of the civilian govts. , uncontrolled and alarmingly increasing population, security and safety of the people , ethnic clashes in karachi and killing of Hazara people ,increasing inflation, unemployment ....... And generals have nothing to do with these issues, but NFP thinks that the real problem is army and we all should criticize it... I think Kiyani got many chances to topple the govt but he didn't do it and tried his best to improve the image of the army
abbastoronto
February 10, 2013 10:37 pm
The same argument Nehru gave to Jinnah. India has not changed its feathers in 65 years. My way or the highway.
Ali
February 10, 2013 10:30 pm
Actually Indians are living in an imaginary world where all their problems are because of Pakistan army, ISI, and Lashkar... Your army is busy in rapping the girls in Kashmir , killing children over there, missing persons, have you ever visited Kashmir go there one time and talk to the families over there and see the see brutality of your army. Subscribe to any Kashmiri blog and see the real face of your army.
Ali
February 10, 2013 10:23 pm
Brother I think generals are far better than your politicians atleast people never cried for wheat, gas, electricity... Honestly people were happy during Musharaf era ...but Pakistanis want democracy so ENJOY it and keep on enjoying
Ahmed
February 10, 2013 9:44 pm
Janaab; I am from the province of Sindh. This is a perfect example here... I simply mentioned the name and people instead of taking it as my opinion and argue with counter opinion, they start with "so you must be from this place... or must be pathan...".
Rafi
February 10, 2013 9:36 pm
I agree but his undying support for TUQ has surprised me. Does he really want TUQ to lead the country or is this just hatred for the Shariefs.
SWT
February 10, 2013 8:58 pm
No nipped in yours
OSS117-03
February 10, 2013 8:57 pm
By your standards. The opposite, objectively.
kanwal
February 10, 2013 8:35 pm
Does the writing of this peice mean NFP is about to fullfill the gap he has so rightly mentioned?! That would be awsome NFP. it is going to be one hell of a lot of laughter and fun for us, high ratings for channel ( whichever you choose) and of course lots of death threats and bullets for you. Not to mention the threas faced by channel, the producers and other people taking part in your write up. So wellcome. We are waiting. On a serious note, you live in an ideal world. I cant remember even Anwar Mqsood writing a proper satire like you said here.
pankajdehlavi
February 10, 2013 8:23 pm
After her first novel, she is not able write anything substantial. Now a days, she is on establishments payroll for survival.
pathanoo
February 10, 2013 7:38 pm
Not yet.......The Defense Secretary.
pathanoo
February 10, 2013 7:37 pm
Not yet......The Defense Secretary.
abbastoronto
February 10, 2013 7:23 pm
Nostalgiac NFP would see a trace of Pakistan in it, and emphasis of Freedom Freedom. Americans and Pakistanis are historic siblings who pulled off the greatest adventure of the 20th century - bury the godless Corporate Socialism 6 feet under. Remember the 2nd Placard - "But it can be". The fundamentals of both America and Pakistan are solid. Both America and Pakistan are threatened by the same evil - neocons here, Taliban there. Both of us will come out of it as good always triumphs over evil. If you are not the part of the solution, you a the part of the problem. Enough of nostalgia. Plan and work for a better future.
abbastoronto
February 10, 2013 7:09 pm
Bolder things are said on Pak TV. Do not know about India, but as they say here, one does not compare a pope with a thief.
abbastoronto
February 10, 2013 7:08 pm
It is from a new US TV series NEWSROOM, Pak equivalent of a social drama, social commentary being acted out.
Nasir
February 10, 2013 6:56 pm
How many times have you seen Hameed Gul's doctrines being subject of there satire?? His thoughts are a complete joke, but does someone has proverbial balls??
Parvez
February 10, 2013 6:54 pm
Can not fully agree with you on this one...........yes what you say applies to the urban pant-shirt guy. The bulk of the people who watch TV are the laid back, simple folk who want clean, straight forward slapstick style humour..........something they can relate to. On your point of keeping the fauji and the mullah out of it is simply pragmatic thinking on the comedians part.
Ali Arslan Syed
February 10, 2013 6:49 pm
Like majority of the Pakistan's elite our 'so called' intellectuals, writers, TV hosts, satirist are intellectually corrupt they mere serve as the mouth piece of our obscure establishment. Those who have vision, creativity, and dare to say something are silenced for ever like Syed Saleem Shehzad, Imtiaz Ali Taj or force to leave this country such as Faiz Ahmed Faiz and Qurat ul Ain Haider. Others like Manto or Munir Naizi have to bear the burnt of the State ...
Nasir
February 10, 2013 6:48 pm
Dude you need to watch The daily show and Colbert report more.
Nasir
February 10, 2013 6:44 pm
Hasan Nisar is not perfect either, he is going too far in his bid against the "Takht-e-Lahore", but aside from that his social commentary is closest to the true picture, didn't you forget to mention that??
Ghani
February 10, 2013 6:44 pm
Hello Dr. Butt.
Shahid Latif
February 10, 2013 6:34 pm
NFP is angry. There is room for all kind of comedy, lighter fun or satire on a 24/7 commercial TV competing for sponsors. Younus Butt does not have to fit to a particular definition of classical political satirist. He has connected to masses who enjoy the shows. Let some one else come up with a program with a political satire and get kudos from NFP or the kind. By the way Your favorite leader Zardari has got what he wanted. Swiss authorities have time barred his case. He got what he wanted by delaying the letter. Younus Butt would surley have something to write about this. Women on these shows? What is the issue?
Sajjad
February 10, 2013 5:41 pm
You are missing a very important distinction in your comparisons. Have Indian or US Generals ever toppled governments and ruled directly through the force of their guns? Perhaps that's why they have more respect than their counterparts in Pakistan?
Art
February 10, 2013 5:37 pm
Can a filmmaker in Pakistan make a clip like that and more importantly be allowed to show it? That's the difference. When people talk of free countries around the world Pakistan never comes up for consideration. The only consolation, India is rarely considered too.
Ahmed
February 10, 2013 5:04 pm
Good article NFP. Sohail and Dr Butt both from Gujranwala, actually represent the right wing, conservative and religious masses of Northern and Central Punjab, from where majority of the army comes from too. So don't expect of them to satire on religious hypocricy or security establishment etc. Politicians are the only cheap commodity left. Not to mention that Mian Aamir, the owner of Dunya TV used to be the staunch JI's worker and office holder.
tipu
February 10, 2013 4:54 pm
Well said paracha sahib,i think after the statement made by prominent anchor/journalist hamid mir that WE ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO ABUSE POLITICIANS,, things should be clear, great artical nonetheless.
Jagdish
February 10, 2013 4:39 pm
Insurgency from "saichin", "Kashmir" and "afghanistan" !! I mean are you for real?? It is actually the other way round..
Dr Khan
February 10, 2013 4:11 pm
Better you read Mushtaq Yusufi, then you will know the difference between a genius and a cheap mediocre satirist.
Cyrus Howell
February 10, 2013 3:56 pm
"To question your government is not unpatriotic. Not question your government is unpatriotic." . -- Chuck Hagel (US Secretary of Defense)
Ghani
February 10, 2013 3:45 pm
Aptly put in typical NFP style - sharp, insightful and tongue-in-cheek.
Ghani
February 10, 2013 3:39 pm
You are from central Pubjab, aren't you?
Dr Khan
February 10, 2013 3:14 pm
your comments reminded me Ardsher Cowasji. In a talk show he was criticizing Pakistani society/establishment, the so called patriotic anchor asked him rudely" if you don,t like pakistan, why don,t you leave it." Cowasji replied "Why should I leave? this is my country, my forefathers have been living here for centuries. Why don,t you leave this country and let us breath in peace."
andy (ON, Canada)
February 10, 2013 3:10 pm
The writer of ONE (literally ONE!) famous novel tries her best to be in limelight everywhere all the time. she apparently has become very famous on Pakistani news channels and papers. Why does she not apply for citizenship of any other better country than India? may be Pakistan! She won't. Where else can she put on those designer clothes and participate in demonstrations ? The country would be better off without her! she will not be missed at all.
Dr Khan
February 10, 2013 2:56 pm
Rabia Nawaz , it indicates only one thing, WE HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
Dr Khan
February 10, 2013 2:53 pm
100% agreed.
Dr Khan
February 10, 2013 2:41 pm
Welcome to the forum. I know this is your first time reading NFP.
Ahmed
February 10, 2013 2:39 pm
Hum sab and hasbe-haal provides light entertainment and provides a perspective which reduces stress. If they talk about real people behind these shows would be over. The same with NFP, does he ever speak about issues created by our beloved Altaf bhai (sahib bahadur), even if he starts on it, it would be similar in nature to the other so called satirists.