The strange thing about some one dying in Pakistan is the bombardment of questions. They come to you from all angles, shapes and forms and from all sorts of people across the various stratum of society. Having been through more than a few close relatives’ funerals, and both parental wings, I take it upon my self to understand the difference of funerals, and what is currently trendy, what really needs to be done away with, and what just blazingly leaves you gobsmacked.
Dealing with loss is one of the hardest things in world, as humans we are made to love, and to care, and there are connections with people where love is unconditional, and when that is yanked away from us, it shakes the very foundations of our existence.
More often than not, the loss of the patriarch means a million questions about day to day life and expenses that are often taken for granted. Having said that, one would like to deal with this betrayal of life, and loss in a dignified manner, but things people say and do would make Shakespeare, with all his fangs in a dark comedy take a bow and sit down.
When they walk into your house, or personal space, they leap in to giving you a hug. If you let your body react to the hug, chances are they will never let go. You must stiffen your body and not make any arm movements that warrant encouragement.
The On Cue - Curtain Call Weepers
The ones who walk in just fine, in entirely starched clothing, and not a wisp of hair out of place, and as they say hello, on cue, the tears start rolling. The tears stop as you tell them all is OK and not to cry.
The ones who walk in with heads hung low to their stomachs and refuse to meet your eyes. This variety comes in both men and women. Although, the women are always perfectly dressed in whites and pastels; some hanging their heads so low, that one can see the head, neck and bosom emerging as one.
The Phone Sobbers
The phone rings, you pick up the phone to hysterical crying at the other end. You are cautioned by your instinct to put the phone down but you don't and that, is where the mess starts.
The Others are the real estate agents who show up at the janaaza. You never really know who they are. They’re the people you’ll find standing in the driveway, never saying a word, waiting for you the break the ice of mournful conversation.
They are the best of the lot. Often a combination of The Others and The Curtain Callers, the Narrators lunge at you, ask every detail of the deceased, and repeat every word. A bit like karaoke, without the Asian charm of bright colors and ludicrous dancing.
I can already envision the outcry about disrespecting our culture. For the deceased family is far superior. How we can we belittle the very family values that keep families together! Here’s my come back to you:
Hogglewash. Bibbleboot. And Fugglemush. Our society and its traditions may be good for some things, but death certainly isn’t one of them. Very few people know how to behave, give space, and understand the importance of letting people grieve.
Some people need to vent out in public sessions, which is often a means to let people know the measurement of their grief. I do, however, think when the norms of the sub-continent society were being formed, a bakra walked off with the pages on How-to-Deal-with-Grief. After all, it could be much more entertaining like the Malagasy of Madagascar who exhume the deceased and party it up with them. Famadihana, is the name of the ritual, and it is the belief that the spirit joins the ancestors after the body has mixed in with nature. This is, and can be repeated every seven years and on joyous family occasions. Now, if this was Pakistan, designers would have orders for Famadihana, in addition to the Soyem outfit orders, which would give the lawn makers yet one more reason to adorn our roads with emaciated women wearing wallpaper prints from the 50’s.