Q: How do you know when there’s an elephant under your bed? A: Your nose touches the ceiling! ***** Q: Where do polar bears put their money? A: In snow banks ***** Q: How does a skeleton call his friends? A: On a telebone! ***** Q: What is black and white and red all over? A: A sunburnt Dalmatian ***** Q: When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays? A: On a leap year! ***** Q: What happens when a robber bungles a robbery in a paint store? A: The police catch him red handed! ***** Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night? A: To the moooovies ***** Q: What day do potatoes hate the most? A: Fry-day! ***** Q: What kind of room can you eat? A: A mushroom! ***** Q: What do you call an oyster that won’t share? A: A selfish shellfish— Compiled by The Surfer